how the fuck do i reply ot “why are you depressed” ?

groudon:

“I’m Abby and I’m depressed” oh really REALLY… You’re just so nonchalantly depressed that you’re going to include that in your about me because it’s such a vital piece of information that’s so easily to let people know lmao nope sorry goodbye

what are your favorite bands?

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via magicconchshell)